Geek in styling hell.

Since the hair on my head gets lon­ger again, the need for some „sty­ling“ beco­mes more appa­rent: Wit­hout any help of gel, wax, spray, foam or simi­lar pro­ducts, my hair is just a mess.

Thus I found mys­elf in the „sty­ling depart­ment“ of a super­mar­ket won­de­ring which pro­duct to get. I knew exactly what I wan­ted: Some gel that I can use to prevent the hair from loo­king plas­te­red to my skull as well as direc­ting it into some sort of sorta-wet-look.

But the pro­ducts all adver­ti­sed „wild sty­ling“, „ultra-strong glue“, „ulti­mate matt-effects“, „cool wet gel with power“.… ARRGH!

These descrip­ti­ons tell me not­hing about the pro­ducts pro­per­ties, just what image the adver­ti­sing depart­ment wants them to con­vey — which is abso­lu­tely not what I want to know. I don’t carry the tube with the pro­duct around, I carry my hair around.

I won­der if there’ll ever be some unpre­ten­tious no-nonsense per­so­nal hygiene & sty­ling line which just says „makes hair stiff and keeps it in shape“, „cleans teeth, tas­tes like mint“ or just „cleans hair and keeps it healthy“.

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