Knee Deep in the Dead!

Yes, I’ve been to the Doom movie yes­ter­day. Over­all ver­dict: It’s ok. Basi­cally it’s your stan­dard „military-mission-that-goes-wrong“ flick with scary shock effects and lot of gore. I even lear­ned something:

  1. the mars sta­tion is cold
  2. thanks to lower gra­vity, perky women don’t need bras.
  3. unmar­ried men instantly reco­gnize and app­re­ciate the com­bi­na­tion of 1) and 2)

On top of this, it’s the­med to the clas­sic Doom game, pro­vi­ding lots of eye­candy and nods to those who played it: You’ll get to see the BFG, Imps, the Pinky demon from Doom3, and all the cor­ri­dors and sets look quite exactly like in the game. Of course, some things are … less nice. Read on, if you don’t care for spoilers.

For a start: What is wrong with the pre­mise that people had acci­den­ti­ally opened some por­tal to hell and that all the mons­ters come from there? The makers of the movie drop­ped this, and instead made up some story about gene­tics that let sci­en­tists mutate into some kind of zombies/monsters.

And of course, get­ting bit­ten by these will let you mutate too.

Also, it seems that „The Rock“ (who really should get a real name) only signed if he could get a wrest­ling style fight scene. Alas, there wasn’t a lot of sense of why the hero got into that fight, and it didn’t really fit to the rest of the movie if you ask me.

Thank­fully the nods to the game were done super­bly: The BFG hovers in the air when it’s found, it shoots big blue plasma balls, the key cards look like in game, the mari­nes even have fancy nick­na­mes, just like in a death­match game.

Those who played Doom3 will reco­gnize all these and dozens more things. Espe­cially nice: Near the end the hero noti­ces that he has muta­ted into some sort of super­hu­man (insert a ran­dom „what-the-fuck?“ here), the camera swit­ches to First-Person-View, and com­men­ces to run through the cor­ri­dors and shoot all the half-mutated zom­bies. There’s even a chain­saw involved!

If you liked the game, can live with a very pre­dic­ta­ble story, go ahead and watch it.

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