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There is this guy who walks into a bar and noti­ces a man 12 inches tall play­ing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the bar­man tells him he’ll tell him later.

So he asks the bar­man for a drink and the bar­man says, ‚Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.‚

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, ‚You have one wish!‚

The man thinks about it and then wis­hes for a mil­lion bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke cle­ars there are a mil­lion ducks crow­ding the bar. He tells the bar­man, ‚Hey, I didn’t want a mil­lion ducks.‚

The bar­man replies, ‚You think I wan­ted a 12-inch pianist?

So, und jetzt lest Ihr den aktuellen xkcd nochmal.