There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he’ll tell him later.
So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says, ‚Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.‘
He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, ‚You have one wish!‘
The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar. He tells the barman, ‚Hey, I didn’t want a million ducks.‘
The barman replies, ‚You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?
So, und jetzt lest Ihr den aktuellen xkcd nochmal.